Race Report: 2011 Bay to Breakers

I flew into SFO the Thursday before the race so I could have some time to hang out in the Bay Area with my brother. We managed to take in an A’s game, tour the Berkeley campus, do a wine tasting, drink some beer with some folks from the Boston forum, and eat tons of good food.

My brother and I drove into San Francisco (we were staying in the East Bay) and parked at the same place we did last year. He wasn’t racing—he had a box of wine in his backpack—but I had a sub-seeded bib so we got to the start area by 6:30. After scoping out some excellent costumes by the port-o-potties, we parted ways. 

Getting to my corral was a lot harder than expected because the sub-seeded and A corrals have the same narrow entrance but I managed to fight my way forward. I was disappointed to see that no one was really throwing tortillas (a B2B tradition) in the front, but I had picked up some earlier so I caused a little mayhem with my cornmeal frisbees. They announced the start for the elite women, and before I knew it, it was time for the rest of us to race!

At 55,000 participants, B2B is bigger than all but one race I’ve done so the initial start was a little slow. We ran down Howard Street where there where spectators were slowly stumbling out of their apartments. They were most excited when they saw their first runner in drag! I ran mile 1 (mostly flat) in 6:22.

I hugged the turns as we zig-zagged onto Hayes Street before mile 2, still pretty flat, in 6:25. I felt like I was getting warmed up as we passed bars getting ready for more revelers. Unfortunately, the worst part of the race was coming up, the Hayes Street hill! It’s an 11.15% grade that lasts about 1/3 of a mile. Near the crest, I saw runners dressed as salmon (I remember them from last year), waiting for the larger crowds so they could run “upstream to spawn.” Mile 3 had slowed to 7:23!

Coming off the hill, you get a short spurt of downhill followed by a gradual incline, but you’re soon passing another park and more revelers. I managed to recover to a 6:38 for mile 4 but I could still feel the hill in my quads! At this point, we entered Golden Gate Park. I guess I did realize last year how much of the race was actually in the park. It’s beautiful, but there are far fewer spectators. At least there’s a lot more downhill!

Mile 5 went by in 6:25 and by Mile 6 I was pushing myself again, doing it in 6:09. Around this point, I passed the Bison padlock, but unlike last year, I didn’t see any roaming bison. As we neared the giant windmill, I did mile 7 in 6:13. We turned onto Great Highway, the final stretch right along the water and the wind really hit me. Nevermind, I gave it all I had and ran the final .46 at a 5:58 pace. 

I finished in 48:23, a 6:30 pace (13 seconds per mile slower than my half PR) but this race is much more about the experience than your finish time. What did I learn? 1) Bay to Breakers is much more fun in costume. 2) It’s much more fun when you “run” with people you know. 3) It’s much more fun when you pregame with something other than just Gatorade!

I hope to be back next year!

"Race" Report: 2010 Bay to Breakers

Let me start this by saying that I usually take races pretty seriously. My normal routine is to go to bed early and refrain from drinking booze or eating sweets the two days before--the night before Bay to Breakers I was out drinking until 1:30am.

This weekend I was visiting my brother at Stanford (he graduates in three weeks!) and neither of us had ever done B2B so we decided to sign up. We got put in the 16:00min/mile corral because it's first-come-first-serve and we signed up late so our plan was just to sit back and enjoy the ride. The morning of the race we got up at 5:45am to make sure we had plenty of time to drive into SF. We made some bagels, got into our costumes, and hopped in the car. By 7 am we’d snagged a good spot in a parking garage two blocks from the stop. We did a few shots of Grand Marnier, made the final costume adjustments and headed to the start.

Above is a picture of the two of us at the start (I’m in the halter top on the right). This is the largest road race in the country (around 75,000 people) so the starting corrals were made. Nevertheless, we snuck into a faster corral (12min/mile or something like that). There were thousand of small tortillas be tossed through the air like frisbees and hundreds of beach balls bouncing too! At this point we both realized how awesome this was going to be.  

The gun went off around 8 (no national anthem which was weird) but it took us quite a while to get to the start.  There was a guy dressed as a giant (7ft+) carrot who ran with the bulky outfit for the whole way!!! Once we started moving we got to see all the crazy costumes both on the course and on the sidelines. We even ran into some of my brothers friends in the first mile. 

A little after mile 1 we saw these guys, a row of bacon drinking Coors Lite!!! Soon we passed a bar selling jello shots and “beer to go” to runners. Definitely not your average race! 

After mile 2 the course has its only steep hill. As we were running up it, a large group in salmon costumes came running down saying “we’re swimming upstream to spawn!!!”
 

 They were followed by people dressed as grizzlies!  We continued on and saw bunch more awesome costumes. I took pictures of some, like the penguin with an igloo, but missed others, like the group standing in Christmas sweaters next to an artificial Christmas tree.  Did I mention there were hundreds of people running in the buff? Most had the same hat on, so I’m guessing they were part of a group. After running through city streets, we entered Golden Gate Park. The park was beautiful, but there were fewer people party along the sidelines there. 

Anyway, we finished the 12k in around 1:22. Probably the slowest race I’ve ever done, but by far the most fun!!! I’ll definitely be back.