|Phote from twitter user darrenrovell|
I wish I could remember them all, but here are a few I do that made me laugh my @$$ off:
Hope it's not another zero drop!
Bet you wish you weren't a barefoot runner now!
They don't call it 'Fartbreak Hill.'
If you're out on the course the next two weekends, do yourself a favor: even if you don't have to go, make a pit stop at the Saucony porta potty. That toilet humor should give you enough chuckles to help get you through the final 7 miles.